Penn Relays

Jamaicans In Everything

If you’re Jamaican, you know we like to be in everything and also like our own. Anywhere in this world you go, you’ll find us, the fastest human is Jamaican (Asafa Powell), the youngest man to fly around the world, ‘Jamaican’, we even had a bob sledge team. What the hell we knew about skating on ice, but we did it. There is nothing that we cannot do, if we end up in hell, we’ll find a way to bring a bucket of water there or maybe find a river to swim in, and if we happen to go to heaven, we will be on heaven’s lawn with two loud speakers playing reggae music, cooking ackee-n-salt fish, curry goat and white rice just to name a few, eating and dancing with the angels. The rastaman will be looking for Solomon to find out where they can find the best weed.
Remember what they say when we competed in the bob sledge thing, "Watch out World, the Jamaicans are coming!"